Friday, May 9, 2008

A MOTHER'S DAY QUIZ: ARE YOU A MARTHA OR A MAXINE?

>> *Martha's Way* Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to
> prevent ice cream drips.
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> *Maxine's Way * Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
> Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it,
> anyway!
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> To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

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> Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix , keep it in the pantry for up to a year.
>> When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake
> mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
>> Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you.
> If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled
> potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instan t 'fix-me-up.'
> If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite
> with me the real woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care
> how bad it tastes!'
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> Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep
> for weeks.
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> Celery? Never heard of it!
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> Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful
> glossy finish.

> The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the
> crust so I don't.
> Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The
> throbbing will go away.


> Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!
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> If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex d ishwashing gloves. They
> give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
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> Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

> Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in
> casseroles and sauces.
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> Leftover wine??????????? HELLLLLOOOOO !!!!!!!
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